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I also make movies!
my spoofs: bananaconda- this time it's a giant banana live easy- before you die hard you must LIVE EASY live easy 2: live easier- how much EASIER can you LIVE forrest dump- he's a slow, simple man... who never seems to find a toilet in the forest lord of the strings- one string to bind them original: giant candle- what do you build when the sun dies?
We sell stocks!
buy some of our stocks--- Limited time offer--- buy one stock and we will give you a free sock! FREE! If your not happy with your stock, return it, but keep the sock for free! Our products: pencils that don't have any lead, so the person keeps sharpening it until it's all gone. The Dissapearing Machine: it's a big fancy machine that has sparks and electricity flowing from it, like those things you see in movies in the science lab. everything you put in it stays in it (it actually goes into the storage compartment that has to be emptied every now and than or else the machine would jam up)
More products:
a car with like everything switched around, so like you push the brake and the wipers would come on! and the rear view mirror is just a picture of a car on the road, so the driver would be like "hey we're being followed" oh oh and the horn is a seat ejecter!
Hey that paragraph below is underlined- cool
ever been on a date and wished an alien would burst out of your stomach and run off- that would be a great excuse to not pay for dinner, than you can take your girlfriend to the back of the car and tell her that we should do it because we're going to die, than she would say, "but you're the one that's dying not me" and I'd say "that alien's gonna grow and come back to eat you" than after we do it, i could just leave and not die. how awesome would that be! |
