Am I looking at your face, or your butt?
Why are you in my site? don't you have your own website? Get off the internet and do something with your life... like collecting stamps, that's what i do. I'm surprised your moniter hasn't turned into stone, because your looking at it. Look what I've done, I pooed my pants, because I'm writing this, oh crap! Now I have to pee, to balance the situation. Man, toilets are so unnessary.

Do you need to rat somebody out?
You came to the right place, rat. We here at Snappy industries like to rat people out, anyone. Once I was so blinted because I didn't have anyone to rat on, I already ratted out on all my friends and family, so I ratted myself out. I robbed a bank and went straight to the police station. At the time I thought it was a good idea, you know, because I was in such a blinty state of mind.

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I will take you down any time. My kung Fu is Better than your Kung Fu
I was eating some spaggeti the other day and the spagetti attacked me. it turned out the spaggetti were an alien race with advanced teconology. they took me into their space ship and performed all matters of sexual experiments on me. these experiments included: hitting me with a spoon, slapping my knees, shouting random words at me. they changed my life for ever- i have never been so bored in my life as i was when i was in that ship, travelling through the universe, seeing all those stupid alien worlds, meeting all these uninteresting aliens, shooting lasers, flying my own star fighter, blowing up a giant space station- god damn these aliens couldn't show somebody a good time if they were stuck in the middle of a desert. since then i have vowed to take my revenge so if you know any spagetti hunters let me know, if you don't than DIE! wataaaaaah! feel my wrath! my wrath is too great!

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